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2004-04-15 [drakkar]: shhhh
2004-04-15 [The Scarlet Pumpernickle]: we're knights of the round table....
2004-04-15 [drakkar]: we dance whenever able
2004-04-15 [The Scarlet Pumpernickle]: we do routines and chorus scenes and foot work impicable
2004-04-15 [drakkar]: we dine while here in camalot we eat ham and jam and spam alot
2004-04-15 [The Scarlet Pumpernickle]: *funkey music* We're knights of the round table..
2004-04-15 [drakkar]: were knights of the round table our shoes are formidable
2004-04-16 [The Scarlet Pumpernickle]: and sometimes we're given rhymes that are quite unsingable
2004-04-16 [drakkar]: were opera mad in camelot we sing from the diapraghmalaaa
2004-04-16 [drakkar]: *funkey music* clap clap clap clap
2004-04-16 [The Scarlet Pumpernickle]: Though we're tough and able
2004-04-16 [drakkar]: QUITE INDIFAGITABLE
2004-04-16 [The Scarlet Pumpernickle]: between our guests we seek incest and impersonate Clark Gable
2004-04-16 [drakkar]: (thats sequin vests) ITS A BUSY LIFE IN CAMALOT
2004-04-17 [monosyllabic girl]: in sequin vests we seek incest and impersonate clark gable... that sounds like a full weekend
2004-04-17 [drakkar]: between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate clark gable its a busy life in camelot I HALF TO PUSH THEPREMALOOOOT *ending funky music*
2004-04-17 [The Scarlet Pumpernickle]: on second thought lets not go to camalot. tis a silly place
2004-04-17 [drakkar]: right right
2004-04-19 [monosyllabic girl]: arthur, arthur king of the britons
2004-04-19 [drakkar]: GO AWAY I DO WANA TALK TO YOU NO MORE YOU LITTLE SHINY ARMOR ENGLISH KNNNNNNIGITS
2004-04-20 [The Scarlet Pumpernickle]: and the lord spake saying...
2004-04-20 [drakkar]: first shall thoust pull out the holy pin then shall thoust count to three
2004-04-20 [monosyllabic girl]: Oh, don't grovel ... do get up! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people grovelling!! And don't apologize. Every time I try to talk to someone it's sorry this and forgive me that and I'm not worthy and What are you doing now? (averting our eyes oh lord) Well, don't. I really don't know where all this got started. It's like those miserable psalms. they're so depressing. Now knock it off.
2004-04-20 [The Scarlet Pumpernickle]: no more, no less. three is the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three...
2004-04-20 [monosyllabic girl]: ask five.. three questions
2004-04-20 [drakkar]: what is your name?
2004-04-20 [The Scarlet Pumpernickle]: four thou shalt not count, niether count thou two excepting that you then procede to three. Five is right out! then when three, being the third number being reached, thou shalt lobest thy hand grenade towards thy foe who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
2004-04-20 [drakkar]: amen
2004-04-21 [monosyllabic girl]: No realli! She was Karving her initals on the m00se, with the sharpened end of an interspace t00thbrush given by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist andstar of many Norwegian m0vies: "The H0t Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge M0lars of Horst Nordfink".
2004-04-21 [monosyllabic girl]: Mynd you, m00se bites Kan be pretty nasti ...
2004-04-21 [drakkar]: aye yi ma gover
2004-04-23 [monosyllabic girl]: This is the castle of of my master, Guy de Loimbard. [...] Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. He's already got one, you see? [...]Of course not! You are English pigs. I'm French. Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king.
2004-04-23 [monosyllabic girl]: You don't frighten us, English pig-dog! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. I blow my nose on you, so-called Arthur-king, you and your silly English K...kaniggets. [...] I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries. [...] No. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.
2004-04-23 [drakkar]: very good young one ni
2004-04-23 [The Scarlet Pumpernickle]: what a strange person!
2004-04-23 [drakkar]: yes you are
2004-04-24 [The Scarlet Pumpernickle]: ;p
2004-04-24 [drakkar]: but at least you can admit to the fact
2004-04-24 [Tiger Shark]: hi everyone
2004-04-24 [drakkar]: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
2004-04-24 [Tiger Shark]: yeeeah....
2004-04-24 [drakkar]: ahhhh the screech of death everybody run
2004-04-24 [Tiger Shark]: *bemused*
2004-04-24 [drakkar]: wait shes confused attack
2004-04-24 [Tiger Shark]: *disappears*
2004-04-24 [drakkar]: *looks around* crap she caught on
2004-04-24 [Tiger Shark]: *reappears standing on drakkar's head* exactaly
2004-04-24 [drakkar]: *looks up and strokes long white beard* hmmm very good *walks from under tiger shark setting her down with my pinky*
2004-04-24 [Tiger Shark]: that was unexpected *shrugs*
2004-04-24 [drakkar]: *strokes beard* yes yes that was
2004-04-24 [Tiger Shark]: I see.
2004-04-24 [drakkar]: *dissapers*
2004-04-24 [Tiger Shark]: copy cat. *disappears*
2004-04-24 [drakkar]: *voice from air* oh really??
2004-04-24 [Tiger Shark]: *loud crunch sound as she bite drakkar's head off* *voice* yes. really.
2004-04-24 [drakkar]: *appears* why did you kill my clone
2004-04-24 [Tiger Shark]: *appears* *looks at the bloody dead clone on the floor* dang. *disappears*
2004-04-24 [drakkar]: * looks at clone* what a sad way to go* dissapers and goes to walmart*
2004-04-24 [Tiger Shark]: *munch, munch* his head tastes good though
2004-04-24 [drakkar]: *reappers with a grill* i know but probably better cooked
2004-04-24 [Tiger Shark]: nah, I like raw meat better
2004-04-24 [drakkar]: well whatever
2004-04-24 [Tiger Shark]: k then
2004-04-24 [drakkar]: *puts fingers on a sischcabob stick*
2004-04-24 [Tiger Shark]: cook whatever you want as long as you leave me the arms and legs. they're the best
2004-04-24 [drakkar]: awww i want the right arm
2004-04-24 [Tiger Shark]: fine, you can have the right arm
2004-04-24 [drakkar]: yaaay *happliy gobbles up using bones as toothpicks*
2004-04-24 [Tiger Shark]: *devours the corpse* hmm...still hungry
2004-04-24 [drakkar]: lets go human hunting *whips out gattling gun*
2004-04-24 [Tiger Shark]: no, no, no! you don't use a gun on a human hunt!!!
2004-04-24 [drakkar]: *drops the gun with exprssion of pain and emotional hurt* w why not ?
2004-04-24 [Tiger Shark]: *bares teeth* because it's much more fun this way *grins eeevily*
2004-04-24 [drakkar]: *pulls out many sharp objects swords, knifes,pins etc* i f you say so
2004-04-30 [Tiger Shark]: *shrugs* you humans are hopeless......
2004-04-30 [drakkar]: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!
2004-05-27 [Tiger Shark]: I'm calling you a human. Get over it. *bares teeth*
2004-05-27 [drakkar]: *transforms to full dragon form* NOT A HUMAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2004-05-27 [Tiger Shark]: *spreads her wings and straightens up, growling menecingly* to me you are
2004-05-27 [drakkar]: *flys up into the air* perhaps because you are
2004-05-27 [Tiger Shark]: are what. a human? *dissappears*
2004-05-27 [drakkar]: yes *warps*
2004-05-27 [Tiger Shark]: you're more of one than I am!
2004-05-27 [drakkar]: you are the sketh rin
2004-05-27 [Tiger Shark]: the wha...?
2004-05-27 [drakkar]: its dragonic would not expect a human to know the language
2004-05-27 [Tiger Shark]: ino set vir abde thin oebde.
2004-05-27 [drakkar]: ahhh dieja sketh rin
2004-05-27 [Tiger Shark]: *laughs to herself* I would not expect a land dweller to know the langwage of the sea. I guess I was right. weil ordla du exvo un teo
2004-05-27 [drakkar]: being a dragon of earth i can relate to all the elements leva aquris *a orb of water begins floating above your head*
2004-05-27 [Tiger Shark]: you just like showing off. Arba aquris *orb of water flies over and drops onto your head**plop*
2004-05-27 [drakkar]: gaia levatos *pillar of earth shoots up in the air and crushes you*
2004-05-27 [Tiger Shark]: *reappears above your head* Aqua undarus *dark heavy thunder clouds crowds around and thunder cracks loudly*
2004-05-27 [drakkar]: ohhhh fancy *dissapers into the breeze* but i dont need words for everything
2004-05-27 [Tiger Shark]: *dissapears into the growing storm* who said words controle everything?
2004-05-27 [drakkar]: *summons many pillars of earth* not i
2004-05-27 [Tiger Shark]: neither I *flies through the storm clouds waiting for you to do something*
2004-05-27 [drakkar]: *standing upon the highest pillar from the earth* well then let us dance *draws axe*
2004-05-27 [Tiger Shark]: Hah! you need an axe to fight?!!
2004-05-27 [drakkar]: no just a prefred weapon also helps to focus my power the earth goes and so do i so i must not destroy !t
2004-05-27 [Tiger Shark]: I see. I prefer tooth and claw.
2004-05-27 [drakkar]: those work in close combat or aginst your food
2004-05-27 [Tiger Shark]: and I like close combat. so much bloodier.
2004-05-27 [drakkar]: true but the screams from weapon assults are so much fun
2004-05-27 [Tiger Shark]: I like the dying chokes of my enemy's as I sink my teeth into their throats.
2004-05-27 [drakkar]: true but the screams from them dying by the blood rushing to their lungs after aa fatal blow to the head is so wonderful
2004-05-27 [Tiger Shark]: I like it when you have them by the throat and their blood is flowing between your jaws. yum
2004-05-27 [drakkar]: true but the taste of sevred limbs is so delicatable
2004-05-27 [Tiger Shark]: fresh warm blood is the best.
2004-05-27 [drakkar]: if you mix the blood with a little soup broth makes a very good stew
2004-05-27 [Tiger Shark]: nah, I like blood.
2004-05-27 [drakkar]: both are good
2004-05-27 [Tiger Shark]: oh well. *storm clears*
2004-05-27 [drakkar]: yeah *pillars drop*
2004-05-27 [Tiger Shark]: truce?
2004-05-27 [drakkar]: *extends hand* truce
2004-05-27 [Tiger Shark]: *extends claws*
2004-05-27 [drakkar]: *shakes*
2004-05-27 [Tiger Shark]: *shakes* so anyway...
2004-05-27 [drakkar]: now what LETS HUMAN HUNT!!!!!!!!
2004-05-27 [Tiger Shark]: Okay!!
2004-05-27 [drakkar]: *looking for a human*
2004-05-27 [Tiger Shark]: *lands on a rock and whatches [drakkar]*
2004-05-27 [drakkar]: aha their *whips out gattling gun* time for fun time
2004-05-27 [Tiger Shark]: *flies over and grabs the human with her talons and carries it back to the rock screaming*
2004-05-27 [drakkar]: HEY THAT ONE IS MINE!!!!!! *PULLS OUT DAGGERS AND THROWS THEM THREW THE HUMANS SHOULDERS AND FEET*
2004-05-27 [Tiger Shark]: *perches on the rock and chews on the human's leg* what, him? *human screams in agonizing pain*
2004-05-27 [drakkar]: *grabs a kitana and lops off a leg feasting on the spurting blood and feeding on the lovely red meat* soooo good
2004-05-27 [Tiger Shark]: Romans taste the best.
2004-05-27 [drakkar]: i prefer the the old ones they have that wonderful aftertaste
2004-05-27 [Tiger Shark]: then again, those Americans are nice and meaty.
2004-05-27 [drakkar]: true but they are very loud
2004-05-27 [Tiger Shark]: yeah. and greasy.
2004-05-27 [drakkar]: no the chinese sometimes
2004-05-27 [Tiger Shark]: eh, they're not my favorite. I like Mongols
2004-05-27 [drakkar]: the mongolians huh?
2004-05-27 [Tiger Shark]: yep. they have an interesting taste.
2004-05-27 [drakkar]: and expploding insides
2004-05-29 [Tiger Shark]: yummy....
2004-05-30 [drakkar]: like a fine wine
2004-05-31 [Tiger Shark]: I prefer Irish Cream
2004-05-31 [drakkar]: whichever
2004-06-14 [Tiger Shark]: yum......Irish Cream....
2004-06-28 [silvrflame]: hhmmm
2004-06-28 [silvrflame]: if we built this giant badger...
2004-06-28 [Tiger Shark]: badger?
2004-06-29 [drakkar]: no no a gaint snail
2004-06-29 [Tiger Shark]: I like turtles.....
2004-06-29 [drakkar]: no that would move to fast and scare them
2004-06-29 [Tiger Shark]: you just don't like them because they tried to kill jim
2004-06-29 [drakkar]: *shifty eyes* ahhh*covers your mouth and whispers into your ear* guestan brachen verstaratenn chickenhort
2004-06-29 [Tiger Shark]: .......*remove
2004-06-29 [drakkar]: *does the DNL dance*
2004-06-29 [Tiger Shark]: turtle!
2004-06-29 [drakkar]: where
2004-06-29 [Tiger Shark]: on your head
2004-06-29 [drakkar]: ahhhh *runs*
2004-06-29 [Tiger Shark]: catches poor turtle before he hits the ground* poor bob
2004-06-29 [the 5th apocalyptic horseman]: ????? whats going on here? badgers, turtles and snakes? sounds good.
2004-06-29 [Tiger Shark]: *pats bob on the head* it's okay bob, no one's going to hurt you
2004-06-29 [drakkar]: suuuure
2004-07-01 [Tiger Shark]: *kicks [drakkar] in the ass*
2004-07-01 [drakkar]: what did i do
2004-07-01 [drakkar]: what did i do?
2004-07-01 [Tiger Shark]: *kicks [drakkar] again*
2004-07-02 [drakkar]: what?
2004-07-15 [Tiger Shark]: it's just an entertainment thing....and I'm bored.....
2004-07-15 [drakkar]: thats fun
2004-08-01 [Tiger Shark]: yeah, I thought it was....*yawn*
2005-09-26 [Fallen_Angel_247]: hello
2005-09-26 [Tiger Shark]: hiya
2005-09-27 [drakkar]: oi
2005-09-27 [the 5th apocalyptic horseman]: hellas...
2005-09-27 [drakkar]: good tutrle to you
2005-09-27 [Fallen_Angel_247]: turtle?
2005-09-28 [Tiger Shark]: mmm turtle...great
2005-10-04 [Fallen_Angel_247]: ok.....?
2005-10-05 [Tiger Shark]: don't ask, sometimes I scare myself
2005-10-12 [Fallen_Angel_247]: i scare myself too
2005-10-12 [Fallen_Angel_247]: i like guacamole (sp?)
2005-10-12 [Tiger Shark]: mmmm guacamoule...I don't know if that's right, I don't speak spanish
2005-10-15 [Fallen_Angel_247]: it's not spanish it's a food. Smashed up avacado with seasoning
2005-10-17 [Tiger Shark]: I know what it is, I just don't know how to spell it because it's a spanish word
2005-10-28 [Fallen_Angel_247]: what-ever
2005-10-29 [Tiger Shark]: mmhmm
2005-11-05 [Fallen_Angel_247]: i am sooooooooo bored.........
2005-11-05 [Tiger Shark]: me too
2005-11-08 [Fallen_Angel_247]: school is so boring....
2005-11-08 [Fallen_Angel_247]: i'm hungry too
2005-11-11 [Tiger Shark]: I have to agree with ya there
2005-11-11 [Fallen_Angel_247]: sonic sounds good
2005-11-12 [Tiger Shark]: mmm, flurry...
2005-11-12 [Fallen_Angel_247]: onion rings!!!!!
2005-11-14 [Tiger Shark]: yum!
2005-12-19 [elfprincess021]: did someone say onion rings? yum
2006-01-05 [Fallen_Angel_247]: I love onion rings....espec
2006-01-06 [Fallen_Angel_247]: I'm hungry now.....
2006-01-16 [Tiger Shark]: me too O.o
2007-04-10 [Fallen_Angel_247]: Hey!There's enough for every one...But why would they leave these behind?
Sorry could help myself...I just watched Happy Feet...
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